I am Thanatos. I have "a heart of iron, and my spirit within me is pitiless as bronze. Whomsoever of men I have seized I hold fast, and I am hateful even unto the deathless gods."
That is according to Hesiod, but then again mortals are generally bitter toward me. Can't think why. Dreadful attitude, though.
I understand that a certain judge hears my voice and obeys me alone. If so, I should compel him to bring me coffee. I love coffee.
[This account is intended to be a ridiculous mishmash of crack RP and Yuri Petrov spam.]
-This winter making you all swoon-
Yuri you got prettier today when I was gone I think?
No, it seems like the weather just changed a bit.
You were gone for so long.
I missed you guys so ridiculously much.
halp how do I life.
Also, who are you calling on the phone?
I was obviously just holding the phone up to light up my beautiful face.Hm? Ah, it was…something related to work, of course. You don’t need to know who it was.
[[It was obviously Thanatos. He finally learned how to use a phone, yeah]]
((Thanatos totally yells into the phone, too. Like an old man. “PETROV, YOUR MOTHER HAS BEEN WATCHING GOLDEN GIRLS FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT. I APPRECIATE SASSY ELDERLY WOMEN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT DAYTIME TELEVISION VIEWER, BUT THIS IS ABSURD. DO SOMETHING.”))
(Source: fyyuri, via areyoubeingseriousnow)
((Whatcha doin’ with that hand, Yuri? //shot))
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FACT (for the Yaoi lovers only)
((Relevant. Because I said so.
See, all these Twilight-lookalike YA novels out there right now don’t grab me because I don’t substitute myself for the bland heroine who somehow attracts two hot dudes - instead I just ship those dudes and wonder why the girl doesn’t have a personality.))
(Source: fuckyeahyaoidom, via moni158)